You’re A New Dad If…
- You’ve gotten used to doing everything one-handed.
- The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one.
- You answer the question “How are you?” with “We’re fine.”
- Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege.
- You decide whether a shirt is wearable based on how well the spit-up stains match the shirt’s main color.
- You see a lovely teenage girl walking down your street, and you think, “I wonder if I could interest her in ... babysitting?”