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Saturday, June 6, 2009

You are a new dad if...

Received this in an email:

You’re A New Dad If…

  • You’ve gotten used to doing everything one-handed.
  • The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one.
  • You answer the question “How are you?” with “We’re fine.”
  • Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege.
  • You decide whether a shirt is wearable based on how well the spit-up stains match the shirt’s main color.
  • You see a lovely teenage girl walking down your street, and you think, “I wonder if I could interest her in ... babysitting?”
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