You are a new dad if...
Received this in an email: You’re A New Dad If… You’ve gotten used to doing everything one-handed. The thought of your mother-in-law coming over for a few hours is a pleasant one. You answer the question “How are you?” with “We’re fine.” Getting six hours of sleep is a privilege. You decide whether a shirt is wearable based on how well the spit-up stains match the shirt’s main color. You see a lovely teenage girl walking down your street, and you think, “I wonder if I could interest her in ... babysitting?”