Donkey

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A woman is driving in her car on a road.




A man is driving in his car on the same road, but in the opposite direction.





When they pass each other, the woman opens her window and shouts to the man:
DONKEY!

The man immediately responds:
BITCH!




Both continue their separate ways, the man being very satisfied with his quick and bitchy reaction.
And just as he reaches the first curve in the road …

















Moral:

“When the other person speaks, try to think of the actual message rather than just react."

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